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  • 01

    Grindset Kitchen Tips

    joe @mutablejoe never waste time saying 'spaghettii bolognese' i always say 'spag bol' gives me extra time to check on my investments
  • 02

    The Big Sparkle

    @dadchronicle22 I wonder what TV static taste like Sparkling water: You're not going to believe this
  • 03

    Precious Savings

    MW MarketWatch @MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts. Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa [turns pockets inside out; two moths fly out] on no my moths
  • 04

    TV For Peanuts

    BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital Inflation has completely destroyed my understanding of what things should be worth $10,000 for daycare? Sure? $100 for breakfast? OK. But also the biggest TV you have ever seen in your life? $500
  • 05

    Getting Crazy With It

    Tax return: $1200 Me: put 4 eggs in my omelette...
  • 06

    Shocked And Depleted

    Stone Cold Jane Austen @AbbyHiggs Follow Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium Me: Omg
  • 07

    2 Modes

    Two actual pictures of me showing my everyday life
  • 08

    Naptime Tunes

    big challenges @pududeer *cranberries voice* in my bed, in my bed comfy, comfy Simon @Nobadi *radiohead voice* But I'm asleep I'm a snoozer
  • 09
    Adam @adamgreattweet A kid telling Daylight a story savings Lost an hour of my day
  • 10

    Let Us Know

    chillpotato Follow "In March I'll be rested, caught up | Sylvia Plath human." and spivity Follow what day in march sylvia,Sylvia please, what day in march
  • 11

    Pennetentiary

    soup girl @worrystonee someone very mysteriously dumped 3-400 pounds of pasta in the woods in old bridge, nj....... i need to know everything #everyone Marshmellymel @marshmellymel We should send the perpetrators to the state penne tentiary
  • 12

    Much Better Choices

    F Tart of Darkness @theinfophile |Hogwarts houses. Your new alignment options are: - Blanche - Rose - Dorothy - Sofia
  • 13

    It's One Way To Pass The Time

    God forbid men have hobbies... Police On the Lookout for Man Wandering Neighborhood at Night Playing the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Theme on an Actual Ocarina ring.com
  • 14

    He Wasn't Singing

    Police Officer: Turn around. Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round. Police Officer: TURN AROUND! Me: Every now an- *Gets tased*
  • 15

    Impressive Levels Of Revenge

    I put in my two weeks at my toxic job and I've been putting "Help Yourself" Post-its on other people's food in the break room fridge. It's causing an unbelievable amount of drama. ARNOTTS mTam HELP YOURSELF P
  • 16

    Endless Mac

    Alpha @Alpharad Nov 11 I ORDERED MAC AND CHEESE ON GRUBHUB BUT THE SYSTEM GLITCHED 000 SO NOW, NEW MAC CHEESE GETS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE EVERY 20 MINUTES WHAT HAPPENED AND HOW DO I STOP IT GrubHub 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way
  • 17

    It Speaks Volumes

    signüll @signulll whoever put the b in to subtle really knew what they were doing.
  • 18

    Very Mysterious

    blipblip FINALVIBES How mystery are these books? ◄Mystery A-F
  • 19

    Glad, Actually

    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere Joke's on you daylight savings I'm totally fine with an hour less of this shitshow
  • 20

    Horrible Memories

    We don't talk enough about the generational trauma of crying at the kitchen table over math homework.
  • 21

    Es Para Mi?

    Cats when they hear you're making fish tacos Hola amigo- @the_pizzacat
  • 22

    Expert Casting

    Oh Jared Leto is in this?
  • 23

    The Most Important Ingredients

    The "wow what are you cooking, that smells so good" starter pack:
  • 24

    So Inconvenient

    imgflip.com J. L. Westover @MrLovenstein me: I got a ghost I need busted friend: call the ghostbusters me: do they have a website or app? friend: no you gotta call me: well I guess I'm stuck with this ghost then
  • 25

    Doing It My Way

    when I need my space but I also want attention
  • 26

    So Distracting

    Jeff Zentner @jeffzentner Escape room idea: Just a well-stocked bookstore with clearly marked exits. You have one hour to get out. Good luck.
  • 27

    Adrenaline

    @antikirsten literally sitting in my bed with the anxiety levels of somebody being hunted for sport 12:30 PM 12/8/20 Twitter for iPhone

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